Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
(I have NO time to invest for an Italian translation, so if you can’t read basic English, gtfo you illiterate piece of shit)
Unfortunately for my mental health, this month i was forced (yes, against my will) to come and visit the magnificent parlamentar republic of Italy, but particularly Follomerda.
Here is my experience!
The Flight (with Italia Airways)
My experience has been a total shit even before i stepped in this magnificent country.
After I got my booking number, I proceeded to check myself in. So, I establish an HTTPS connection to the website ita-airways.com, click on check-in, fill up my details, only to be greeted by this page:
After having to switch to my 5G hotspot (yes, we have 5G abroad, you Italian bitches), it finally connected. After filling out the details, I come across the section where, with a decent airline, I would fill out my ID Card details, being a citizen of the European Union. But no, only with this majestic airline there was no such option, owning a Passport was the only option.
So, I call the hotline, of course the call is handled in shqiperia. The under-paid operator informs me that there is nothing to be done, even if I am aligible to enter Italy through ID Card, I had to show up 1 hour earlier at the airport so that someone could check me into the flight.
But that’s not all!
Once onbroad the fantastic A319, there was a Kinder Surprise. The overhead compartment was closed with tape, and was out of service, so my bag had to be stored on the opposite side of the plane.
TelePass Experience
Once trying to exit the highway from Rome, we use the TelePass lane as usual, but this time (for unknown reason) the barrier didn’t open on us, making a huge lane of trucks.
Telecom Italia Merda
This time, my roaming operator was TIM, so I could connect to the «La forza delle connessioni», only to find out about the speed of the magnificent antenna placed on a trailer.
Just for fun, I checked for FTTH availability at my address, which of course wasn’t available, but I found out something more spicy.
We can see from the website «Banda Ultra Larga Italy» that the FTTH network in Govnograd had to be fully operational no later than 2023, but guess what?
Additionally, we quote the official website of the Municipality of Follonica
Gli interventi si concluderanno entro circa 18 mesi.
https://www.comune.follonica.gr.it/area_informativa/comunicati_stampa/testo_comunicatistampa.php?id_com=07185
The City
There is nothing to be said, since we have covered those arguments in the previous articles.
This city is the land of the smelly Gora, home of the Maranza (Average Follonichese) (Baby Roadman, for our International readers) species (which are equal or worse than cigani).
Conclusion
Everything stayed pretty much the same, the country, the region, the city and the network are still a HUGE pile of shit.
